Neil Stewart Lured To The Dark Side

Neil Stewart, after 6 years and two months with the Jedi’s at Coruscant (AKA “Diageo”) finally gives into fear. As any whisky loving Star Wars fan knows:

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Master Yoda

Neil has traded his X-Wing in for a Tie Fighter and joined the Sith Lord-led Chivas Brothers, as an apprentice Sith (Distillery Operations Technician).

It might be time for Diageo to wake up and realise that if they aren’t paying the right amount of coin, offering decent shifts and giving young talent a career roadmap that is appealing to all, then they are going to keep losing out to the competition.

Investing 6 years into training someone, only to lose them to your arch enemy is just really bad business.

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Jim MuckMurray

In a previous lifetime and under an alternative identity, Jim used to be a misogynistic sex pest. Nothing has changed. Just the name.

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